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Created(8-8-06)
Category ( Women )
Created(8-8-06)
Category ( Women )
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoes, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Old men can still think fast!!
Please Login to post comments| On June 22nd 2008 rockerbabe246 Said : | |
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lol |
| On June 3rd 2008 KittyKatGirl12 Said : | |
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ha ha ha ha ha ha that's funny! |
| On May 8th 2008 Atlangel5 Said : | |
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hahaha that old man is a smart cookie. |
| On March 14th 2008 MCRsLover Said : | |
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ha |
| On February 24th 2008 InvisibleFlame Said : | |
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awesome!! |
| On January 20th 2008 stephni89 Said : | |
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wow...lol..thats funny |
| On December 28th 2007 mkmblondie101 Said : | |
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wow lol |
| On November 7th 2007 rocket2aaron Said : | |
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wow that's a smart old guy |
| On October 20th 2007 meaghanmeister Said : | |
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hahahahha |
| On October 13th 2007 rina93 Said : | |
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OMFG THAT IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!
my grandfather is the exact oposite of that |
| On October 6th 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said : | |
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omg i love it!!!!! |
| On September 13th 2007 rebelchick2889 Said : | |
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haha! wow...pretty quick, smart! |
| On August 23rd 2007 BioHaZarD1085 Said : | |
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omg i cant believe how stupid some people on here are. how do u not get this joke. wow |
| On August 22nd 2007 crackerspaniel Said : | |
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LMAO hahaa nice. |
| On August 18th 2007 mzbrwn123 Said : | |
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dont get it |
