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Intoxicated Potty Break

Views(491) Created(1-24-07) Category ( Bar )

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom.

A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is Screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You're sitting on the mop bucket."

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On January 13th 2008 kawaiipuppet Said :
kawaiipuppet ?
On July 6th 2007 lilheartache Said :
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lOl!!!
On July 6th 2007 lilheartache Said :
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lOl!!!
On May 4th 2007 luv4only1 Said :
luv4only1 LMAO.....dumbass!!!
On March 10th 2007 chubb5 Said :
chubb5 lol this is hilarious
On January 25th 2007 bsbnumber1fan Said :
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Yo know, nevermind, I get it, lmao!!!
On January 25th 2007 bsbnumber1fan Said :
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I don't...get it...???
On January 25th 2007 omgday Said :
omgday nice...Freakin funny!
On January 25th 2007 bigblack41 Said :
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uhhhhhhhhhhhh! ok