Timbuktu

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Created(1-24-07)

Category ( Redneck )

The National Poetry Contest had come down to the final two contestants, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Alabama.

They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Walked a lonely caravan;
Men on camels, two by two
Destination Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy!
No way could the redneck top that, they thought.

The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went.
Met three women in a pop-up tent.
Since they was three, and we was two,
I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

The redneck won!

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On April 17th 2008 bobybob1234567 Said :

	well a redneck doesnt win much stuff like that very often

On October 31st 2007 countryfreak13 Said :

	lol I already heard this one before, but it is still funny!! lol

On July 6th 2007 lilheartache Said :

	hah! funny!

On July 6th 2007 lilheartache Said :

	hah! funny!

On June 17th 2007 TBhomey Said :

	LOL CUTE

On May 4th 2007 luv4only1 Said :

	HAHA...that's funny

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