FBI Training

Thr FBI was low on help and put an ad in the paper. In it the ad said "Must be ready to do anything even if you don't like it."

The first applicant, a man, is interviewed and the agents tell him. "In the next room your wife is tied to a chair.Take this gun and kill her."

The man goes into the room and after a few minutes walks out. He says "I'm sorry but I can't kill my wife." The agents tell him that he doesn't get the job.

The second applicant, another man, is intreviewed and the agents tell him the same thing. The man goes in the room and comes out failing to kill his wife. He also doesn't get the job.

The last applicant is a woman this time. She is told the same thing, except it's her husband thats tied up. She goes into the room and the ganets hear gunshots, then afterwards they hea groaning, yelling, and loud crashes. Finally the woman walks out of the room.

She says "You didn't tell me that the bullets were blanks. I had to shoot him and then bludgeon him with the chair he was tied up to."

She gets the job.