Falling From The Sky

Three guys, all in the U.S Army, were on a military plane coming back from Iraq. They're going over the Kansas/Nebraska area and the plane starts to come down to refuel. As the plane descends, the guys get the idea that it would really be funny to drop some things out of the plane.

The first guy decides that he wants to drop a little can full of corn, just for kicks. The second guy drops a little stone he'd had in his pocket for the entire flight. The third guy, who sees that it's all cornfields for miles and miles, pulls the pin out of a grenade and drops it out the side.

While the plane is refueling, the three guys decide to just start walking around together. After they were walking for awhile, they come upon this little girl, and she's just bawling her eyes out. The first guy kneels beside her and asks,

"What's wrong, sweetheart? Why are you crying?"

The little girl replies, "I t-told my dolly that she c-couldn't have any cookies until she a-ate all of her c-corn, and then a can of corn landed on my head!"

The guy leaps to his feet with a horrified look on his face and the three of them sprint away. The second and third guys keep ragging on the first guy until they come to this little boy who is sitting at the side of a dirt road, crying his eyes out. The second guy shoves the first guy aside and kneels by the boy and asks,

"Hey, kiddo... why so blue?"

The boy sniffles and says, "I stole my sister's teddy and a rock fell on my head!"

The three guys sprint away again, and this time the first and third guys are picking on the second guy for dropping a ROCK of all things from the plane.

Finally, after walking for another couple of minutes, they come to this old man who's just laughing, so hard that tears are streaming down his face. The third guy shrugs, cocks his head to the side, and asks,

"What's so funny?"

The old man wipes his eyes and giggles, "I farted and my house blew up!"