Four Guys & A Rooftop

*This is a little bit racist. I'm NOT racist, but that's why it's hilarious.*

Four guys are standing on the top of the Empire State Building, getting ready to commit suicide. One is a Buddhist, one is Jewish, one is black, and one is German.

The Buddhist guy steps up to the ledge and says, "This is for inner peace." Then he jumps off and dies.

The black guy steps up and says, "This is for Martin Luther King, Jr." Then he jumps off and dies.

The German guy steps up to the ledge, says, "This is for Adolf Hitler," and he pushes the Jew off.