Blind Man Knocking

One day this woman wanted to take a bath. So she gets her water running and there's a knock at the door. "We're having a sale and we're giving you free bread." said her neighbor, the town's baker. So she puts on her robe, opens the door, and takes the bread. Then she goes back to the bathroom when there's another knock at the door. "We're having a sale on our flowers. We're giving you a free bouquet." said her downstairs neighbor, the florist. So she takes the flowers and closes the door. Right when she takes off her robe there's another knock. "It's me, Mr.Benson, I have great news!" She knows that Mr.Benson is blind so she doesn't bother putting on her robe. She opens the door and he says,"Great news! I'm not blind anymore!"