Poker players.

--In this joke I will use 2 names, wife & husband, the wife is called Rita, the husband is called Dave--

Rita enters the house and see's Dave with 2more guys playing poker.

Rita: Dave! you're playing poker in our house again?! I've told you a million of times, don't play poker, and mostly, not in our house!!!

Dave: Don't worry! I won't play in our house anymore! I promiss!
Said Dave with a honest look

Rita: Good!

Dave gets up off the chair with his underwears.

Dave: We don't even have a house anymore.