Dildo Dilema

A man and his woman are happily married, the only problem is, when they have sex, he turns off the lights. The Mrs. has no problem with it until now, being sick of her husbands habit, she decides during sex to turn on the light. To her shock he has a dildo in his hand. "you impatent bastard!" she yells, "thats how you've been fucking me all these years! hurry up and explain yourself you fucking asshole!" "ok," replies the husband, "i'll explain the dildo if you explain our 3 fucking kids!"