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Views(1295) Created(4-3-08) Category ( Men )

 
Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively,
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies,
"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:
"Those are for the married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."


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On April 28th 2008 veghead09 Said :
veghead09 poor guy. that is funny as shit though!
On April 23rd 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 poor dad...
On April 21st 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 lol old but still funny
On April 9th 2008 SoraDemon Said :
SoraDemon awww thats sad XD
On April 5th 2008 KaryAsakura Said :
KaryAsakura LOL Awsum!!
On April 5th 2008 McRrOxMySoX8 Said :
McRrOxMySoX8 lol That's hilarious!
On April 5th 2008 LinnyNichole24 Said :
LinnyNichole24 LMFAO!!! ;]
On April 5th 2008 shadowninja001 Said :
shadowninja001 LAME AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On April 3rd 2008 SocialRj Said :
SocialRj Mann that was funny!
On April 3rd 2008 ewaers Said :
ewaers haha
On April 3rd 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said :
xxpunkchik89xx rotflmao!!!! freakin funny!!!!!!!!
On April 3rd 2008 natashaakababy Said :
natashaakababy lmao !
On April 3rd 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 lol
On April 3rd 2008 whitespice Said :
whitespice HAHA LOL nice
On April 3rd 2008 cheerleader725 Said :
cheerleader725 that funny!!!
On April 3rd 2008 nicoledietzman Said :
my picture
ha
On April 3rd 2008 superz316 Said :
superz316 lol this is so old yet still funny..
On April 3rd 2008 13sweetcheeks Said :
13sweetcheeks lmao
On April 3rd 2008 13sweetcheeks Said :
13sweetcheeks lmao
On April 3rd 2008 howaboutDevin Said :
my picture
hah.
On April 3rd 2008 CHEESESTEAKER Said :
CHEESESTEAKER WOW U REALLY HAVE ALL THE JOKES I POSTED JUST LAST WEEK ON HERE! IF U DIDN'T C EM' I CAN'T BLAME YA! THEY R FUNNY.