Three Hillbilly's

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze
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>> 1st Hillbilly says: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air
>> conditioner. "
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>> 2nd Hillbilly says: "Why is that stupid?"
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>> 1st Hillbilly says: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
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>> 2nd Hillbilly says: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one
>> of
>> them new fangled warshin ' machines!"
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>> 1st Hillbilly says: "Why is that so stupid?"
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>> 2nd Hillbilly says: "'Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
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>> 3rd Hillbilly says: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
>> wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin'
>> fer
>> some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."
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>> 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: "Well, what's so dumb about that?"
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>> 3rd Hillbilly says: "She ain't got no pecker.
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