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Little Kenny

Views(137) Created(3-27-08) Category ( Men )

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little KENNY .


He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little KENNY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream . The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little KENNY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

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On March 28th 2008 qtchika96 Said :
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lol smart kid for sure!
On March 27th 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said :
xxpunkchik89xx HAHAHA! VERY FUNNY!AND SMART KID LOL