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The Why's Of Men

Views(574) Created(3-27-08) Category ( Men )

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)


And the personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can' t mow the lawn)



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On April 20th 2008 AnimaniacAsh Said :
AnimaniacAsh I LOLOVED THIS ONE! -Ash
On March 30th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster a vibrator cant mow the lawn? oh yeah? Come talk to me in about 10 years, then we'll see about that!
On March 30th 2008 rexor13 Said :
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that rocks
On March 30th 2008 katykills Said :
katykills hahaha soo funny
On March 29th 2008 Justawriter Said :
Justawriter lmao omg
On March 29th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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I love that one!It's got all a good joke needs:Originality,Stupidity,and most of all when you read it the correct way you fall out laughing on the floor!
On March 29th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 lolol.....lmao
On March 29th 2008 Beliathor Said :
Beliathor I smiled at the first one,thanks to the rest find you repulsive now,whatever floats your boat thou...
On March 28th 2008 qtchika96 Said :
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funny...very funny
On March 28th 2008 christopherj7 Said :
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This joke does bring up alot of questions....about life! P.S. I really dont think God made men to mow grass! thats probably pretty low on his to do list.....just sayin. He definitly didnt make men with the idea that vibrators would replace the penis. if that was so He wouldn't of made man with a penis. Think about it!
On March 28th 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 haha very funny
On March 27th 2008 Peachy2781 Said :
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lol even better because its true!!!
On March 27th 2008 A2thaT Said :
A2thaT Bahahahahaahahaha
The first one is reall funny along w/ the last
Vote!
On March 27th 2008 valor311 Said :
valor311 you know most men would hate you for this joke but i realy dont give a shit what people think so ya i laughed:)
On March 27th 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said :
xxpunkchik89xx omg i dont care wat anyone says this is freakin funny!!!!
On March 27th 2008 putsy Said :
putsy wait why dont sperm ask for directions, are u sayin that all sperm are men, wait were do girls come from, wait how can a man be a rough draft of a woman, you need a man and a woman to reproduce, and didnt god make woman from a mans rib, oh but i dont believe in god