Little Jess and the Priest

one day little Jess came home and asked his mum (Beth)what "shit" meens, think ing fast Beth replies "food, shit meen's food", then the next day Jess came home and asked his sister Kait what "fuckin'" meens, Kait thought and said "getting dressed", the next day Jess came home and asked his dad what "son of a bitch" meens, his dad (not being the churchy type) said "a son of a bitch is a priest" then a week later the priest from the local church was coming over for dinner, Jess heard him knock on the door so Jess shouted "I'll get it" and opened the door and greeted the priest "welcome you son of a bitch, sorry I got the door but mum and dad are up stair's fuckin' any way shit's on the table!"