how's the cat?

Bill has been on holiday for a week while his brother Bob is looking arfter his house one day he calls Bob to see how things are...

 Bill: "Hi Bob it's Bill I was just calling to see how things are going around the house?"

Bob: "your cat is dead"

Bill: "What?"

Bob: "he's dead"

Bill: "what happend???"

Bob: "he climbed up on the roof and we could'nt get him down not even to eat so arfter a while we tryed to push him down and well... it is a two level home and he did'nt make it"

Bill: "well you could of told me in a nicer way!, like 'he went on the roof and he could'nt get him down' or something like that!!"

Bob: "sorry 'bout that"

Bill: "that's OK, so how's mum?"

Bob: "eerrr... you see she climbed on the roof"