A dirty plate (man only!)

for man only!.........................

 ever wonderd what to do when a wife freatens you....

once a man was in the kitchen arfter eating a snack and the wife walked in and looked at him then looked at the plate and pointed to the sink and said "you better have that in the sink next time I come through or I'll shove it up your ass!"  then that night in bed the husbend looked at his you know what then pointed at her you know what and said "you better have that in there next time I look or I'll shove it up your ass"

and before you go commenting I know I'm a woman you don't have to point that out, it dosen't meen I can't say stuff like this!