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Catholic School Girls

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Catholic School Girls
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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"


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On July 4th 2008 kitty9412 Said :
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i touched a penis before
On July 3rd 2008 neo25 Said :
neo25 funny as fuck
On June 30th 2008 grindcorekid Said :
grindcorekid & that.... is why i like catholic girls(im atheist). lol
On June 28th 2008 pittbullkingri Said :
pittbullkingri lmfao
On June 27th 2008 Chiccamissa Said :
Chiccamissa LAWL
On June 22nd 2008 jax5on5dildo Said :
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that made my day
On June 21st 2008 redorka Said :
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:D
On June 15th 2008 soccerc14chick Said :
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that was gay
On June 11th 2008 Bre2rocks12 Said :
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i've heard it before... about 1000 times
On June 11th 2008 KittyKatGirl12 Said :
KittyKatGirl12 i got one word for you ! L-A-M-E!
On June 8th 2008 mszdeedee Said :
mszdeedee lame
On June 7th 2008 Layynuhh01 Said :
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it was funny,but not THAT funny. I just meerly chuckled at it.
On June 5th 2008 naenae765 Said :
naenae765 I made it 2008. lol funny joke
On June 5th 2008 SushiDavis Said :
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and i made it 2007. lol
On June 5th 2008 SushiDavis Said :
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its catholic cause it funny. lol