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Views(202) Created(5-19-07) Category ( Dirty )

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"

The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."

The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"

The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."

"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"

"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."

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On May 19th 2007 candywwjd Said :
candywwjd hahahahh groose!!! but so funny
On May 19th 2007 mizkoko33 Said :
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oh i think im gna puke..........of lafing
On May 19th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg That is so grose.....lmao
On May 19th 2007 JQ245 Said :
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On May 19th 2007 NeutralR1 Said :
NeutralR1 eeeewwwwww, that is nasty...
On May 19th 2007 KBrookman Said :
KBrookman Thats funny!!1Please read my jokes!