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Beware of DROP BEARS!!!

Views(127) Created(2-20-08) Category ( Other )

I say this as a warning to all tourists. LOOK OUT FOR DROP BEARS!

Drop bears are large furry native Australian creatures who will drop down from high up in trees and attack you! These creatures are one of Australia's main hazards. 

Here are some ways to protect yourselves against drop bears:

1. Smear the Australian spread Vegemite behind your ears.

2. Place toothpaste in hair then brush it in.

3. Put kangaroo poo on the bottom of your boots before you go walking.

 

These are just a few ways to protect yourself, ask other Aussie's for more.

And so if you ever come to Australia, BEWARE OF THE DROP BEARS!!!



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On July 14th 2008 Rhiow25 Said :
Rhiow25 I recon.. Geez.. :P I joke, I joke. Its ok Shelly
On March 15th 2008 Aleera00 Said :
Aleera00 IT'S NOT HILARIOUS, IT'S A WARNING!!!
On March 8th 2008 Shell00 Said :
Shell00 That is hilarious Kate! lol!