Frozen Solid

Their was a girl on a carriage ride with her mother it was a cold blistery January day and the girl told her mother that her hands were cold so the mother told her to put it between her legs and they would warm up so she did and they warmed up.

The next afternoon her and her male friend were outside playing and he said his nose was cold so she replied put it between my legs and it will warm up so he did and it warmed up. Later on that day he complained that his penis is frozen solid and again she replied stick it between my legs and it will warm up and he did and it warmed up.

That night she asked her mother what a penis was, and out of curiosity the mother asked why she wanted to know, the daughter replied, because they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out.