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Deputy vs Lawyer

Views(617) Created(2-16-08) Category ( Dirty )

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.  
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he
has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun
at the deputies expense.

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
                         License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
that's the law. & nbsp;License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down
and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes
out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the
lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"

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On March 10th 2008 littlepixie199 Said :
littlepixie199 shows police bruitality... but still fricken funny! lmfao!!
On February 20th 2008 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha thats awesome!
On February 18th 2008 nightangelgale Said :
nightangelgale very good
On February 18th 2008 sloppyramen Said :
sloppyramen OMG! THAT'S THE OLDEST FRICKIN' JOKE EVER!!! Ah well... it is kinda funny tho... except for the fact u told it wrong...
On February 18th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 lol thats great!
On February 17th 2008 spymaster1026 Said :
spymaster1026 LMAO
On February 16th 2008 THunt40 Said :
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great!!
On February 16th 2008 littlenyxie Said :
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lol thats great!
On February 16th 2008 spongbobsgirl Said :
spongbobsgirl hellz yeah!
On February 16th 2008 bdh23 Said :
bdh23 ha thats pretty good
On February 16th 2008 poemprincess Said :
poemprincess haha thats good!!
On February 16th 2008 asgsgfdsgb Said :
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thats funny lol
On February 16th 2008 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 my dad does that dude when i was learing on how to drive he kept flicking me in my forhead saing would you like me to stop or slow down lol its funny but so uncool