differences

one day a little girl asked her mom whats the difference between a noodle and a doodle.the mom said,"well honey. A noodle is a boys limo, pickle, or hot dog." "andwhats the doodle for when you say cheese doodle?, the little girl asked and added" when u an dad go 2 ur room an the door is locked y do u scream and moan?" and the mom replies, "well i moan because dady puts his cheese doodle in mommys cheese dip. and there really isnt a difference becuz a noodle and a doodle are the same things".