Kids wanna get out of class...

Little Johnny and his 3rd grade class are in school one day. The teacher walks in the room and tells the class, "OK class, this week ill ask everyone a question. the first person to answer it correctly will get to go home as soon as they answer it right." The class happily agrees.

Later that day, the teacher says, "OK class, its that time. heres the question: What is the Square root of 100?" there was a moment of silence. then, johnny and his friend max raised their handa at the same time. however, the teacher chose max. "the answer is 10." max said. "correct max! get your things and you can leave." so max happily gets his things and leaves. johnny, angry with his smart friend, realizes he can beat him tomorrow.

The next day comes and the teacher asks the question, "who was the first president of the United States?" many people raise their hands, including johnny and max. max is called on again though. "it was George washington!" max said. "correct max, get your things and you can leave." so max leaves, and johnny waits for the next day.

The next day comes, and the class is prepared for the next question. The teacher says to the class, "what is the closest planet to the sun?" and only johnny and max raise their hands. max is called on. "its Mercury!" max says. "yes it it max! go ahead and go!" the teacher says. johnny waits again for the next day.

the next day comes and the teacher asks the class, "What is twenty five times twelve?" johnny and max think, but max raises his hand first. "its three hundred!" max says. "yes it is. goodbye max!" johnny then realized what he had to do. his friend max was obviously too smart for him. when the day was over, he went home and filled a small bag full of black marbles. he took it to school the next day.

The teacher walks in and says, "ok class time for the last question!" but then, johnny took out the bag, and threw it down the row of desks, and hits the wall with it. the teacher, furious and puzzled, looks at the class and says, "Alright! Who's the comedian with the black balls?!" and johnny raises his hand quickly and says, "Thats Bill Cosby!" see you later!