Blonde with no arms and legs on a b

A blonde with no arms and no legs is laying on a beach one day. out of nowhere, this really muscular man comes up next to her and starts curling with his dumbells. the blonde begins to cry, knowing she'll never get someone like him. noticing her, he walks over to her and says, "whats wrong?" and she says "ive never been hugged before!" so he decides to be nice and picks her up, hugs her, and sets her back on the beach. after that, he starts to lift again, then, she cries again. after noticing her, the man walks over and asks, "whats wrong now?" and she says, "ive never been kissed before!" so he picks her up, kisses her, and sets her back down. then, begins lifting again. after 5 minutes, she begins to cry again. the man walks over and says, "now what?" and she says, "i've never been screwed before!" so the man picks her up...throws her in the lake and says, "there! now youre screwed!"