City Types

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Created(2-27-08)

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Living Just Enough, For the City... 23-year-old metropolitan, Johnny Slick parks his brand-new BMW M3 Coupe in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck comes along too close to the curb and completely tear's off the driver's side door. Johnny immediately grabs his mobile phone and dials 911. Five minutes later, a policeman pulls up.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, Johnny begins screaming and ranting hysterically. His car, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. Johnny Slick finally winds down from his rant, the policeman shaking his head in disgust and disbelief:

"I can't believe how materialistic you city types are," he says. "You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" Johnny asks arrogantly. The policeman replies, "Didn't you know that your right arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you!" "Dang it! " Johnny screams... "Where's my Rolex?!?"

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On February 29th 2008 Spikecollecter Said :

	lol, i kinda saw it coming but still

On February 29th 2008 xCiNNAKiTTix Said :

	love it...hilarious...

On February 28th 2008 hiimmegd1nonly Said :

	OH GEEZ!!! ha!

On February 27th 2008 kittybombshell Said :

	That's friggin hilarious!!

On February 27th 2008 SugarBunny331 Said :

	wow good joke lol but that's crazy not to focus on anything but materials. There's so much more to this world than posessions.

On February 27th 2008 stephni89 Said :

	lol thats great!! lol

On February 27th 2008 JimbobNguyen Said :

	lol

On February 27th 2008 SkullBeast Said :

	hahaha oh man thats rich lol

On February 27th 2008 13sweetcheeks Said :

	hahaha such a material guy.....lol

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