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FlagDie for your country
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Created(11-30-07)
Category ( Men )
Created(11-30-07)
Category ( Men )
It was the day of the war and the commanding officer just finished with his very inspirational speech. His words ended with "....the true objective of war is for us to die for our country!!"
Everyone was amazed... They were pumped and ready to die anytime and just a few seconds after, someone shouted "The object of war is not to die for our country, its to make the other bastard die for his!"
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( Vote for this joke ) (View more jokes) Please Login to post comments On November 29th 2007 SkyeAngelz Said : WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES On November 28th 2007 Foblover714 Said : WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES On November 27th 2007 arielmagic Said : good for some one On November 27th 2007 arielmagic Said : good for some one On November 27th 2007 arielmagic Said : good for some one On November 24th 2007 BRidget1209 Said : THis is one of the top big things here COPIER! On November 15th 2007 malaysianacces Said : give ppl the credit they deserve! i definitely heard these somewhere...i just won't say where! On November 7th 2007 rocket2aaron Said : haaha wow... the last one and the eggs one are amazing On November 1st 2007 aFRiCANqU33N Said : this is sooooooooooooo funniiiiiiiiiii and guddddddddd On October 18th 2007 miley546 Said : haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah On October 7th 2007 twizzlerqueen Said : i love these On October 4th 2007 allenbrittni Said : I think I just read that... WAIT I DID!!! On October 3rd 2007 superiorsis Said : those r great On October 1st 2007 bertoli Said : man:is that a ladder in ur tights or a stairway to heaven? woman: if u touch whats in these tights it will be ur stairway to hell On September 27th 2007 nicolaka Said : heard it but still cute Navigation Jokes Home Bar Blonde College Computer Chuck Norris Dirty Funny Lists One Liners Men Pickup Lines Redneck Relationships Riddle Yo Momma Women Other Contact Us | Privacy | Terms | Advertise | DisclaimerWoman: Hiding from you.
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