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MY LITTLE FRIEND

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A little word from Johnny to start the day..

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?"

I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.



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On June 20th 2007 kristennroseee Said :
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haha.
On June 3rd 2007 hotchick46 Said :
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sounds like something my 30 year old would say to a date
On June 3rd 2007 wandalovesu Said :
wandalovesu omg!!! LOL
On June 3rd 2007 princessbethie Said :
princessbethie wow what a joke... Lmfao
On June 3rd 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 omg! wow!
On June 3rd 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lol
On June 2nd 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces Now THAT'S an original!!!
On June 2nd 2007 xkaelee Said :
xkaelee LMFAO funniest one i've heard in a while =]]
On June 1st 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 ha ha!
On June 1st 2007 CLP64 Said :
CLP64 lol the teacher has no proof the boy is beig dirty =P
On June 1st 2007 bubba1989 Said :
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lol
On June 1st 2007 SarahKylynn Said :
SarahKylynn Hahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Funnny! lol