Golf

A married couple decide to take up golf lessons at the local country club. they start out on the driving range. The instructor has the husband hit a ball. The ball travels 100 yards. The instructor says that is good, but to try gripping the club like he is sqeezing his wife's tits. The man does so and hits the ball 300 yards. The instructor is greatly impressed. He then goes over to the wife and has her hit a ball. She hits the ball and it travels 30 yards. The instructor tells her to hold the club as if she was holding her husband's dick. She does and this time the ball only goes 10 yards. The instructor says thats great, but she may want to take the club out of her mouth next time.