Confessions

A newly wed couple was in their honeymoon sweet. This was the first time they were goign to have sex with each other. They were ravaging each other before they even had their clothes off. When the wife wad been full strip she told her husband, "I have a confession, I am not really a virgin." Her husband says, "That's ok baby, I don't mind. I actually have a confession too. I am weighed like a baby." The wife said, "That's ok honey, it's not the size that matters." The man then took his pants and boxers off to reviel a huge penis. The wife with a look of shock on her face says, "I thought you said you were weighed like a baby." The husband replies, "I am. Nine pounds eight ounces."