Whore House

A guy was lonely one night and decided he needed to have sex. He didn't have any friends to booty call so he drove down to a local whore house. The Madam there told him her whores were very expierenced and that before he was able to have sex with them, he had to have sex with a whole in the tree out back. So he did this for the next couple nights. After a while one night he went back inside and told the Madam he was ready. She put him in with her best whore. After about five minutes the Madam heard a scream come from the room. She hurried down the hall and opened the door. The man had stuck a broom stick in the whore's pussy. When the Madam asked what the man was doing, he explained that he was checking for bees.