One Stone

There was an Indian warrior who was in a great battle between tribes. In this battle the Indian lost one of his testicles. From that day on everyone in the tribe called him One Stone. He got very upset with this after a while and declared that anyone who called him One Stone, he would drag them into the woods and rape them to death.

An indian woman by the name of Red Bird walked by One Stone and said, "Hello One Stone." He was outraged. He took the woman into the woods and raped her until she died.

The next day Yellow Bird, the sister of Red Bird, walked by One Stone and said, "Hello One Stone." One Stone took the woman into the woods and raped her, but she did not die. He continued to rape her for another four hours, but the woman would not die.

Moral of the story being: YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.