Old Man

An old man reaching nearly 80 years old went to the doctor's for a check-up. While he was there he told his doctor about his new girlfriend. She is 28 years old and one of the most beautiful women he has ever been with. After a while he also says that he got his ew girlfriend pregnant. The doctor looks at the man and then tells him a story about a friend of his.

His friend loved to hunt beaver. One day he was getting ready to leave and instead of grabbing his shotgun, he grabbed an umbrella instead. After he was out in the woods he realized he mistake but pressed on anyways. After a few minutes he spots a huge beaver. He raises up the umbrella and pretends to pull a trigger. A loud bang erupted and the beaver fell over dead.

The doctor asked the old man what he thought of that story. The old man said "Someone else shot that beaver full of lead." The Doctor says, "My point exactly."