Hunting

One day me and a buddy of mine are out hunting and we stopped at this house to see if we could hunt in the woods out behind the property. An old man opened the door and said it was fine as long as I did him a favor and shot his mule first. I figured it was worth it so I went back to the truck planning to play a joke on my buddy. I told my buddy they wouldn't let us hunt there so I was gonna go shoot his mule. I went out to the fence and shot the mule dead. Three seconds later I heard two gun shots. My buddy stood there and yelled "HEY LOOK, I GOT TWO OF HIS COWS!"