ze viper

a man walks through his hotel room door exausted from work the phone starts to ring so he answers a voice speaks from the other line "I am ze viper i vill be there in 1 hour"the man didnt know any viper so he gets scared and locked the door a half an hour later the front desk calls and says there is a man that would like to speak to you... this is ze viper i will be there in 15 minetues. the man panics and slams down the phone 15 minetues later sombody knocks on his door he goes over and asks who it is this is ze vindow viper here to vash your vindows