Priceless

>> Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> >> Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
> >> taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
> >> the party.
> >>
> >> As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
> >>
> >> Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
> >> is couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
> >> next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in
> >> front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees
> >> that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the
> >> house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye
> >> staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
> >>
> >> Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
> >> with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
> >> "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make
> >> you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian" He
> >> stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
> >> steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is
> >> also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
> >> "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind You fell
> >> over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
> >> and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his
> >> son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
> >> order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting
> >> for me??"
> >>
> >> His son replies, "Oh THAT.. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
> >> tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm
> >> married!!" Broken Coffee Table $239.99
> >>
> >> Hot Breakfast $4.20
> >>
> >> Two Aspirins $.38
> >>
> >> Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
> >>
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