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female comebacks

Views(25762) Created(11-26-06) Category ( Pickup )

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


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On June 3rd 2008 Goodbyelovexx Said :
Goodbyelovexx nice this is great xD
On May 25th 2008 Babydoll2391 Said :
Babydoll2391 lmao great!!i love it!
On May 20th 2008 cenaorton1979 Said :
cenaorton1979 LOL that was funny! here's another female comeback: Man: I missed you Women: I didn't
On May 13th 2008 lilmiss96 Said :
lilmiss96 this was great i might try some ov these.LOL
On May 12th 2008 BreAnnatony Said :
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love dis one
On May 10th 2008 toto420 Said :
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thats great!!
On May 3rd 2008 pimpinazngirl Said :
pimpinazngirl i wrote it down.LOL
On April 26th 2008 meciara Said :
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omg lol i love it
On April 25th 2008 RachelKay21 Said :
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These are hilarious! wow, I have never even thought about those!
On April 17th 2008 Tracy033172 Said :
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I'll have to use the egg one if given the chance, well heck all of them, pretty cool
On April 14th 2008 poundsalt Said :
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good stuff
On April 6th 2008 jessi9509runit Said :
jessi9509runit cool
On March 22nd 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said :
xxpunkchik89xx ha! great!!love this joke!!
On March 16th 2008 Sute88 Said :
Sute88 Glorious! :D
On March 13th 2008 osoheart Said :
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funny
On March 9th 2008 lovedaisy Said :
lovedaisy i likr the egg ones
On March 6th 2008 tasha774 Said :
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ok
On March 2nd 2008 fawzia11 Said :
fawzia11 Oh well whatever...it's still funny!!
On March 2nd 2008 fawzia11 Said :
fawzia11 Did you copy these from somebody cuz I just saw them on another person's page....
On March 2nd 2008 fawzia11 Said :
fawzia11 Did you copy these from somebody cuz I just saw them on another person's page....
On February 24th 2008 hotpinkangel10 Said :
hotpinkangel10 HAHAHA! Soooo funny. Those are great comebacks. I like the one about the eggs.
On February 19th 2008 coolkid626 Said :
coolkid626 nice... funny
On February 9th 2008 bobsbnomb5876 Said :
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awesome
On February 7th 2008 shortracer1020 Said :
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wow that is soooo funny=]
On January 23rd 2008 JEZUZ666 Said :
JEZUZ666 holy shit im going to use all of these