JOKES

Q:What is an owls favorite subject?

A:Owlgebra

Q:What month do people talk the least?

A:Febuary, Its the shortest month

Q:Why is a dalmation always easily found?

A:It is always Spotted.

Q:Why is it so hot after a football game?

A:All the fans have left.

Q:Which runs fastest Hot or Cold?

A:Hot, everyone can catch a cold.

Q:What does Christmas and a cat in a desert have in common?

A:Sandy Claws

Q:Why did the old woman put rollar skater on her rocking chair?

A:She wanted to rock and roll.

Q:What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

A:Cold Cream

Q:Why did the little boy throw butter out the window?

A:He wanted to see a butterfly

Q:WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!