Taco Bell dog!!!

A bussnies man is looking for a secretary. He places a sign out of his building and it says GREAT TYPER, GREAT  ON WEBSITE, and CAN TALK TWO DIFFERENT LANGUGES. Over a couple of days he got some surveys but wasn't anyone he liked.

  On a friday afternoon there was a knock at the door and he opened the door and it was a little taco bell dog. The dog barkes and jumps at the sign. The man goes" You want me to hire you?" The dog barks. " I cant hire you says the manager. The dog runs in the office and start typing up a storm going 100 words per min. The man says " I still cant hire you. Then the dog starts poping up websites like google, myspace, ask jeeves, testriffic, and all of these websites. The manager says" That is great but i still cant hire you" The dog makes a sad face. The manager says" You have to speak two different languges. The dog smiles and goes" MEOW"!