Are you Jewish? Created by Dotan R

Question #1 Woo-Hoo! a holiday! Yay, gifts! Let's eat! All my family is here Commence Moping. Question #2 What is "Gefilte-Fish"? A dead evil guy A common blessing A fish ball A treditional Hero Question #3 What's that on your head?! A round fabric Umm... hair? My right hand Holy water Question #4 What's you son's job? A businessman A lawyer A doctor Jesus Question #5 What's your name? Weinberg Goldenberg Shpogelberg Holdenberg Question #6 What do you do in Purim? Dress up like princes and princesses EAT! Give gifts Love and cherish Question #7 Who was Aharon? moses's father Moses's son Moses's brother Moses's Bitch Question #8 Where is israel? Where my money is Somewhere in Europe Around Jerusalem Somewhere in Asia