Do you know the Troll King? Created by Travis G

Question #1 Sport? Fun to watch sexy boys in mud Tolerable if someone is injured Fine so long as i am uninvolved Absolutely Not! Question #2 I cry in what Star Wars? Empire Strikes Back Return of the Jedi Revenge of the Sith A New Hope Question #3 When i was born...What was the weather like? It was a fine sunny winters day It was raining It was a thunderstorm It was a blizzard Question #4 My religion is what? Neo-Paganism Druidism Wicca Astartu Question #5 One of the worst things i can say about someone is what? That they are boring That they have no honour That they are stupid That they are a void in creation Question #6 My favourite band is what? Dead or Alive Duran Duran Tears for Fears Scissor Sisters Question #7 When i come close to crossing the line, i do what? Hover around it never quite crossing it Wait, then hop over it and laugh Fly over it in a supersonic jet Snort that line Question #8 If i was an autocratic leader, what would my title be? King Lord Administrator Sovereign Emperor Question #9 Whats my favourite drink? Midori and Lemonade Vodka and Red Bull Fruit Tingles Anything free Question #10 What is my favourite illicit substance? Pills, MDMA, Children G, Bindeez, General Grievous Gas, Speed, Ox Blood Lucy in the sky with diamonds, LSD, Acid Question #11 My father is what? The Anti-Santa Very close to me Boring My total oppisite Question #12 Whats most important to me? Being famous and succesful in comedy Becoming a serious politician, notably a Senator Re-founding my Druidic Order Just living a good life Question #13 What once kept me awake for 3 days? A 2 night doof A crystal meth binge A double xp weekend in Everquest An allergic reaction Question #14 I lost my virginity..... When i was almost 15 When i was almost 16 When i was almost 17 When i was almost 18 Question #15 As always i.... eat children live to make you suffer do my best hate everyone