Who can stroke Inge\'s ego the most? Created by Inge B

Question #1 If Inge were to have sex with a man, who would it be, according to himself? David Bowie Gene Simmons Charles Manson Marilyn Manson Question #2 What song did Inge once play in the nude while standing on his living room table? "Helter Skelter" "My Way" "Space Oddity" "Hallelujah" Question #3 Where does Inge perform every monday night? The Rhumbline Captain Carlos The Wang Center In his own head Question #4 How many fans does Inge imagine he has? 100,000 The entire world 34 1 Question #5 What is the color of Inge's Red Acoustic Guitar? Red Blue Lime Green Watermelon Question #6 Why did the White Rainbow close? Because Ramzi had other things to do Because Inge brought in "Skullp" to perform Because of the Turkish Mafia It didn't. Question #7 How does Inge prepare for each monday night at the Rhumbline? Silent Prayer 1 shot of Jäger and a Heineken 1/2 hour of Yoga He doesn't prepare Question #8 Who is Inge's arch-nemesis? Dan King Satan Fred Shrigley Himself Question #9 What is the Title of Inge's new album? "Nothin' from Nothin' " "Suck it, Bitches" "The Zerosum" "The Softer Side of Inge" Question #10 Of these four, who is Inge's biggest fan? Himself Steve Kalaghan Dan King Fred Shrigley Question #11 Inge looks best in this color lipstick: Hooker Red Sterling Silver Soft Pink No lipstick. Question #12 Inge is currently: Single Married Living happily with a beautiful girl Dead Question #13 Where was Inge born and raised? Norway Sweden Finland Estonia Question #14 Inge prefers: A blonde with a nice ass A redhead with nice tits A brunette with an attitude problem Dan King Question #15 Inge drinks: Too much Too little Just enough All the time Question #16 Inge creates childish, stupid tests like this because: He wants to popular with the kids He has mental issues He has decided to move into myspace and stay there All of the above. Question #17 When will Inge be too old to carry on like a wannabe rockstar? When he's dead Age 40 Already too old Age 55 Question #18 The biggest advantage to playing the Rhumbline is: Playing for an appreciative hometown crowd Cheap booze and friendly staff All the hot, sexy people All of the above Question #19 Out of these, which group does Inge least welcome in his living room? Pretentious assholes Hippie-scrubs Islamic fundamentalists Pre-op trannies Question #20 Inge has a certain musical superstition. Which of these songs has he vowed NEVER to play, for fear that a horrible accident would befall him on his way home from the gig? "Hotel California" "American Pie" "Sympathy for the Devil" "Highway to Hell"