Dirk Devotee or Mancuso Come Lately? Created by Dirk M

Question #1 Let's start with an easy one: what's my favorite color? Red Blue Green Orange Question #2 I have every episode of which classic primetime soap recorded on vhs? Melrose Place Knots Landing Dynasty Falcon Crest Question #3 Which of the following cities have I never visited? Orlando Las Vegas New York Los Angeles Question #4 What television show adored by gay men do I not understand the appeal of? Project Runway America's Next Top Model Sex and the City American Idol Question #5 Which aunt made me cry "uncle" when I saw her exposed geriatric panty hamster? Trixie Trudy Tess Dottie Question #6 Spiderman has the Green Goblin, Superman has Lex Luthor. I have my own Rogue's Gallery. 3 are a thorn in my side, but only one is a pain in my ass. Who is it? Mia Melina Old Boy Hannah Question #7 Which of the following occupations is not on my resume? Phone Operator Video Store Clerk Disney Store Cast Member (a.k.a. sales clerk) McDonalds Drive-thru Server Question #8 Which summer blockbuster am I making happy in my pants just thinking about? Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Spiderman 3 Shrek the Third Question #9 How many cartoon themed t-shirts do I own? More than 150 More than 100 More than 50 Less than 50 Question #10 What is my nickname in the bedroom? Fuzzy Puddles Lord Swallows Slave