Can You Guess Who Said This? Created by Samantha P

Question #1 "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Tom Cruise George Burns Michael Jackson Jim Carey Question #2 "Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships." Laura Bush Kelly Osbourne Helen Hunt Sharon Stone Question #3 "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson Robin Williams Billy Crystal Rod Stewart Question #4 "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rodney Dangerfield Tom Clancy Rod Stewart Steve Martin Question #5 "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen Robert De Niro Steve Jobs Matt Barry Question #6 Cecelia says, "I left my blue balls at that house." But who says, "Oh, you mean those big blue lawn ornament balls?" Tiffany Tucker Joshua Berry Sean Lamkins Jaime Barrows Question #7 Who said, "Sammy, I'm just rubbing your stain," when they were touching my birthmark? Austin Stefanik Bradley Polchies Keanen Polchies Isaac Sacobie Question #8 "I am a lion, hear me ROAR! Samantha is a texting... BY THE DOOR!" David Lindsay Joshua Berry Markie Lewis Samuel St. John Question #9 "We'll be skiing down the mountian singing Fergalicious, not paying attention, and then you'll hear me say 'I think I just hit a rock rock!'" Samantha Polchies Mia St. John Jaime Barrows Tiffany Tucker Question #10 "Hey, nice stretch, Mark!" Joshua Berry Cecelia Tibbetts Alissa Black Amy Dennis Question #11 "Your lean-to is that-a-way!" Eric Tony Keith, James, and Rob's camp leader Owen, Sam, and Kent's camp leader Question #12 Samantha replied to this, "Nope, prelabor!" to this question, "Are you in labor?" which was asked by who? Kimberly Lewis Emily Polchies Tiffany Tucker Erin Barrows Question #13 "Do you think someone should come up with a Victor's Secret?" Samantha to David Fishman Samantha to Joshua Berry Samantha to Brandon Murphy Samantha to Sean Lamkins Question #14 "Samantha, what would you do if I milked you?" Samuel Sean Joshua Leonard Question #15 "Have you been smoking dope? Why aren't you sharing?" My Dad Your Mom My Mom My imaginary giraffe, Conrad