The Kelly Test Created by Kelly P

Question #1 Before moving to Illinois, Kelly lived in what small, smelly state? Delaware Maine New York New Jersey Question #2 Kelly is excited that shorts are coming back this summer. She most likely read this information in: Nylon In Style Filter Us Weekly Question #3 Kelly would seriously consider procreating with this cultural essayist: Jonathan Lethem Nick Hornby Chuck Klosterman Joel Levy Question #4 Gerri Blank loves pizza, but so does Kelly. If she's eating pizza, what's on it? Cheese and Olives Cheese and Pineapple Cheese and Onions Cheese and Sausage Question #5 Kelly "currently" plays which of the following instruments? The Flute The Clarinet The Guitar The Drums Question #6 Kelly bowls every Thursday night. What is the name of her bowling team? Jeff Knese and The Funky Bunch Jeff Knese and The Pussycats Jeff Knese and The Heartbreakers Jeff Knese and The Attractions Question #7 During high school, Kelly donned red and khaki to work at this chain store: Walmart Target K-Mart Shop N' Save Question #8 Pete's mom had a plate in her head. Kelly has two screws in her body. Where are they? Her Hands Her Elbow Her Feet Her Ankle Question #9 When Kelly was in fourth grade, she was painfully embarrassed to wear this orthodontic device at sleepovers: A Retainer A Headgear Braces A Mouthgard Question #10 Kelly hates when people, specifically strangers, point out her physical likeness to this actress: Sara Gilbert Jennifer Grey Samantha Morton Sarah Chalke Question #11 Kelly just bought her first car. What is it? A Volkswagon Rabbit A Ford Focus A Nissan Sentra A Nissan Versa Question #12 Kelly's ideal life includes: Her own bookstore, a weekly newspaper column, and Five kids, a nice house in the suburbs, and a husb Lots of travel, a glass of wine every night, and a Lots of overtime, strong coffee, and a tank of ugl