Can You Pass 8th Grade Nat? Created by Tom B

Question #1 Roughly, how many kilograms does Nat weigh? 5 stone 62 metres 143 avoirdupois pounds 8 inches Question #2 What is the first song on the Kinks' album "Something Else?" David Watts Waterloo Sunset Smack My (English) Bitch Up Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Group Question #3 Be Honest: Did You Look Up the Track Listing of the Above Album for the Correct Answer? Yes, I am a filthy cheater Yes, I am a horrid cheater Yes, I am a boot-licking cheater No, I am a filthy liar Question #4 Where was Nat born? Phoenix, AZ Cheyenne, WY Queens, NY Raleigh, NC Question #5 Which of the following is NOT a Nat Cassidy & the Nines album? Everybody Here Says Hi I Have Had Multiple Sexual Encounters with Minors Pet Symmetry Words of Whiskey Question #6 Which of the following is NOT a member of the Nines Bernold Wrightsley Tony Pleasant Donald St. Whiddershins Jax, the Mortal Kombat Character Question #7 Who is Nat's favorite English Metaphysical poet? John Donne George Herbert Robert Crashaw Andrew Marvell Question #8 Who would you rather kiss? G. Gordon Liddy Nat Cassidy (in fetus form) A llama with the skitters The '76 Pacers Question #9 Complete the following: "If Nat loved me . . . " ". . . he'd stop hitting me so hard." ". . . you'd know by the scorch marks." ". . . I wouldn't feel so empty inside." ". . . he'd make me a motherfucking sandwich." Question #10 What was Nat's first production as an actor? Peter Rabbit Hamlet Saving Private Ryan (as "Soldier Looking for Arm Hedda Gabbler Question #11 Has he gotten any better since then? No Kinda Eh He's certainly taller Question #12 Which of the following can be contracted after prolonged exposure to Nat? Arrhythmia SIDS That starchy underriped-banana taste Rain of blood