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who knows me the best??? is it YOU?!??! Created by kimmeh f

This test was created on January 16th 2007 179 people have viewed this test.
Question #1
lets start with something easy...am i the coolest or what?
oh my god what a silly question
my life is empty without you
you are alright
or what


Question #2
okay....where do i like to go on holiday? eh eh?
turkey
the broom cupboard
spain
florida


Question #3
what is my main aspiration?
to be a kidney donor
to eat a whole cow
to be a graphic novelist
to be hitler


Question #4
who do i lurrrrrrrrrrve?
me (as in you)
jesus
david tennant
non existant hotties


Question #5
whats my shoe size?
4
5
6
7


Question #6
why do i attract people like giles and koivu?
its your cologne
coz you're uncool
i'm sorry. its all my fault
coz you are gay


Question #7
whats my favourite colour?
red
jesus
biege
green


Question #8
if i was stranded on a desert island with hitler, samantha, kibbles and charlotte...who would be killed and eaten first?
kibbles coz i havent known him very long
hitler coz he's ravishingly evil
charlotte coz she's a fool
sam coz she killed herself anyway due to lack of t


Question #9
what scares me lots and lots like jelly tots?
dying alone in a bed sit when i'm 92
breaking mirrors
not having children
honey and bread


Question #10
what is my bra size?...a few of us did compare our breasts in a drunken state...
34d
32dd
32f
34dd


Question #11
what have i wanted since like forever?
jesus
a DOGGY!
a cat
or a big fat willy


Question #12
what do i hate most about people?
their face
their smell
their shitty stuck up attitudes
overall rudeness


Question #13
what's my policy on jesus?
his name is fun to say
i lovah the holy man
i want to burn his beard...it's arousing
i like sheep


Question #14
why don't people go out with me?
you're too fussy woman!
their shoes are embarrassed to see me
everyones shit but me
cos they are losers


Question #15
now come on....do you lovve my family or what?
youre family is gay
i love your family
i thought they were dead
what


Question #16
how sexy am i?
very
so sexy i cant quite believe it
youre not you dilluded cow
i fancy men


Question #17
if the mafia kidnapped emily and annie and made me choose which one lives and which one dies i would...
leave them to sort it out amongst themselves
draw out my gun and shoot the entire mafia
take the bullet for them
make them a calming cup of tea and get them to tal


Question #18
whats my deepest darkest secret?
you dont have one
i know i know!
its so deep and dark you havent told anyone
youre face is actually my liver


Question #19
whats my favourite drink ever?
tea
squash
smooties
lemsip


Question #20
if i was stuck in a lift with you would i take advantage of you?
of coure you dirty sex fiend
no...you\'re too kind
i wouldnt let you
i would jump on you first