Official KK Test [Part 2] Created by Tony B

Question #1 Have you a left piece of pie? Doesn't everyone? My cake is better. No thanks, I'm full. Your noodle? Question #2 Earlobes, what kind of ramen? The kind you wear on your head. Something that starts with an E. I'm not any less full than the last question. I have 20/20 hearing! Question #3 ...that is the time of your death. Arrival is the only cause of malfunction... what is missing from this? Comprehension. Faulty structure. Irrelevant questions. The square root of pi. Question #4 A train leaves the station at one o'clock PM, going twenty five miles per hour. Another train left just before that at twelve thirty seven PM going thirty five miles per hour. Who will win the next football game? Go Ducks! Fußball? As in... soccer? The team that wins is the winning team. American football sucks. Question #5 When you just get out of the shower, what do you do? Dance whilst still unclothed. Have a tea party with my plushy panda. Give my lover a hug. Dry myself off? Question #6 HTML stands for... Hyperactive tantalizing mullet larks Hooter's tall masochistic ladies Hypertext markup language Hellenistic toga multicolored lumps Question #7 What is generally going on when you have to scream at the top of your lungs? Rocking out to punk music My leg! Having sex. I don't ever do that. Question #8 Du bist über cool! Thanks. I understood "cool"... Is that Spanish? D00d, j00r t3h ub3r roxzorz!11one!1 Question #9 Jesters often eat corn flakes on what day of the week when the rain is pouring like my uncle Redraw's dog's left eyebrow when it's time to go to the vet on a sunny day in the springs when somebody just ate a piece of pie that doesn't have any flavor? Sunday. Friday. Tuesday. Saturday. Question #10 If I have thirty two pounds of cheese in one hand, fifty six pounds of onions in my other hand, one hundred seven pounds of lard weighing down my left foot, and a pound of really pointy things securing my right foot to the floor, when do I use the BR? Twice every hour. Eleven times a day. You don't. Every... five... minutes... Question #11 If there is one thing in this world that brings you joy no matter what... what is this item? Stacey's mom. CHOCOLATE (My girlfriend provided this one) Mathematics. No thanks, I'm full. Question #12 Do you discriminate against mentally retarded people? No! That is cruel! Yes, it's so fun. Dee dee dee! I are retarded. Question #13 Do you look both ways when crossing the cliff? What? Cliff? Of course I do, it's dangerous not to. More rock climbing? No, my parents tell me to but I ignore it. Question #14 HAY HA HOO? HA HOO HAY Boobs! Yea. Johnny Bravo! Question #15 Squee is to Squeal as Bacon is to _________ Pig. The left salt shaker is haunted. My balls itch.. I hate analogies. Question #16 "and go fuck yourself" is a classic line from what famous song? Backmask. (What) In The Name of Love. Secret Separation. Fur Elise. Question #17 Dreams are only in your mind, true or false? Huh? What? You bastard you woke me up. Repeat the question? I was daydreaming. False! Lies! Slander! Blasphemy! Question #18 To correct an incorrection you must first eat the left dingleberry of a rhino's buttocks when the astronomical pandas have rabies on your left nose hair in the nostril of no return, but how do you make French toast with a toaster? You have to purchase a loaf of French bread. Pandas are cute and cuddly! I have FAILED this test... miserably... Erase your answer an write something else. Question #19 What I fart, you... Threaten to stop the car. Flail in disgust. Call the cops. Die. Question #20 How many times did you say "ew" to some of these questions? No thanks, I'm full. Approximately twice. You're fucked up. I didn't.