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How weird am I? Created by Nora S

This test was created on January 1st 2007 67 people have viewed this test.
Question #1
When taken to see Santa Claus as a child, I ...
offered him a Tic Tac.
told him I don't take candy from strangers.
threw my candy cane at him.
pissed all over him.


Question #2
On the Big White Boat to Catalina, I was supposed to watch a clown show; I
went to the water-level deck to watch flying fish.
gave clown a heart attack popping a balloon
fell asleep.
hit him with a giant powderpuff & yelled MAKEUP!


Question #3
At the BOZO THE CLOWN show I made Bozo cuss like a sailor by
barfing on him.
asking him if his hair was natural.
fainting on camera.
telling him my favorite TV show was RUN BUDDY RUN.


Question #4
What creature did I pose with for a picture and even kiss on the mouth?
A llama with a Beatles haircut.
A performing dolphin who stole my glasses.
Major, a lion from a Disney film.
A chimp that was on THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES.


Question #5
What wild animal let me feed it raw meat with my bare hands and didn't try to hurt me?
A bear cub.
A bobcat.
A wolf.
A shark.


Question #6
When I was 4 years old meeting costumed characters at Disneyland I almost
neutered Pluto running head-first into his crotch.
broke the hunny pot tripping Winnie the Pooh.
hit Captain Hook with a shoe I kicked off.
poked an eye examining a screen in Baloo's chest.


Question #7
Some people teach dogs to fetch, but I taught my dog, Mr. Wu, to
freak out Avon ladies by modeling my clothes.
play cards, even how to hold his fanned-out cards.
lie on an inner tube in swim trunks & sunglasses.
All of the above.


Question #8
What school equipment really bothered me but no one else?
American flags marked MADE IN JAPAN.
History books that didn't even mention Vietnam.
Math books with that BASE 6 crap in them.
Gym towels that ALWAYS smell like graham crackers.


Question #9
The name of the parody band I would like to create is ...
The Rolling Clones.
The Beat-alls.
Boingy-Boingy.
Women at Play.


Question #10
At Universal Studios as a child I caused a ruckus by
pushing a LAND OF THE GIANTS prop pencil onto tram
climbing on top of the tram to escape the Red Sea.
using a plastic knife to go PSYCHO on my dad.
screaming like a siren in Frankenstein's ear.


Question #11
What have I worn in the past that did NOT cause people to think I was a man?
A dress.
A bouffant wig.
A one-piece swimsuit.
A low-cut shirt showing lotsa cleavage.


Question #12
Doing laundry after a fishing trip, why did mom find my pockets full of formerly-live bait fish?
I didn't catch anything & wanted fish to eat.
I felt sorry for them & tried to liberate them.
I wanted to see her open the hamper & faint.
To put them in the locker vents of a school bully.


Question #13
If a baby cries at the movies & mom won't go to the lobby, I yell:
One word, mom; NYQUIL!
Shut up or I'll give ya something to cry about!
Hey lady, stick a tit in its mouth!
KICK THE BABY!