What would PK say? Created by CC T

Question #1 If Carrie says, "Look at that. Tisha and James are so cute together." what's PK's answer? YESIREE THEY DO BOB! I dunno, James doesn't act like he likes her YES! he should kiss her already!! eww.... Question #2 Rainee says," that ribbon looks super cute on ya kiddo." thanks!....wait im not a kiddo... UH-HUH YELLOW IS MA COLOR DUDE! omg are you flirting with me? yeah, i try *makes a cool facial expression* Question #3 Rosebud says,"Uh...hiya PK...um...you look...you look n-nice today...hee hee." *shy smile* okay, whadd'ya want now... are you kidding? i ALWAYS look this good!!! thanks Rosey, uh, you too. LOOKIT! A WILD CHICKEN!!! *spazzes* Question #4 Hannabelle says,"Oh gosh, stop trying to pick me up already." Don't flatter yourself, tubby!! trust me Bellebelle, I'm over you now... LET'S DATE HOTSTUFF!!! i just love it when you try to resist me... Question #5 Patisha says,"you're a guy, right? so what present should i get for Jamesie?" uh...................... a brand new Volvo! you weirdo i ain't go no cotton-pickin idear Oh just get over him already! Question #6 Scout says,"hey PK check out this new move my dad taught me!" Oh, dear, i think i hear someone calling me... cool! teach me plz! OH HECK NO NOT THIS AGAIN! so which tastes better, turkey bacon or pork? Question #7 Zinnia says,"I dont know what it is about him but i just can't live without Jingle..." *says nothing but feels sympathy for her* well, GET OVER IT! no! love between different species just wont work! so which tastes better, turkey bacon or pork? Question #8 Winston says,"Reality check PK! That's totally impossible!" LIAR! YOU JUST WANT THE CREDIT! yeah, i should just forget it... Just cuz it hasn't been done doesn't so which tastes better, turkey bacon or pork? Question #9 Rocky says, "It's just like Romeo and Juliet...cept nobody dies." Well, I sure feel like it after hearing that crap Why does everyone come to me with love issues? Um...not really. Your humans don't despise each o Hmm...my backside itches...do you think its fleas? Question #10 James says, "Whatever...we're all just gonna turn to dust anyway...dust in the darkness..." *cries* Why do you have to ruin everyone\\\'s fun? CRAWL UNDER A ROCK! so which tastes better, turkey bacon or pork?