The Super Cool Test of Awesomeness Created by CC T

Question #1 There is some purple cheese in the road. WHAT DO YOU DO? wtf? purple cheese? YUMMY!!!!! *eats it* take it home and feed it to mah gerbil. OMG LOOK THE SKY IS BLUE! Question #2 You just got a new pet chicken. WHAT DO YOU NAME HIM? Little ol\' bobbie jean, after mah cow of course dude, where do you come up with this crap!? Can I have a cookie please? PLEASE??!?!?! Georgie Pie Jones the third!! :D Question #3 There is a lizard in your pants right now. Who invented valentines day? I DID!!! SO THERE!! IN UR FACE!! XP awww my gash so that\'s what that slimy thing is you\'ve got issues. .................................................. Question #4 Your hair is on fire. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uh, no it isn\'t you freak. seriously, about that cookie i mentioned earlier.. ohhhh the fire\'s pretty...OWWW!!! Question #5 Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them sam i am! never had um before... yesh!! they is so freakin\' awesome!! I gotta pee really bad now! Question #6 I know where you live. WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?! liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar no you dont cuz im protected by the government. THAT\'S MISTER DOCTOR PROFESSOR PATRICK TO YOU! Question #7 that last question was just a big lie and i didn't want to scare anyone. do you forgive me? YOU SUCK! *takes out a taser and a shotgun* aww why the heck not, you\'re cute enough. where\'s my cookie? WHERE\'S MY COOKIE!?!? frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul.... Question #8 I love somebody very much. But it's not you. HOW DO YOU REACT?! dude, i dont even know you. WHAT WHY!?!?!?! *sobs* So what? *jumps tackles and kisses* WHERE\'S MY FREAKIN\' COOKIE!!!